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Neutral On randompokemon.com, generate one Pokemon for each of these answers.
1. This Pokémon will cook for you for the rest of your life: PIKACHU
dfhadshd;asg I don't know if that's bad or good but I'll eat it! Q7Q
2. This Pokémon hates you a lot: CRUSTLE
Feeling is waaaay mutual buddy
3. You share your bed with this Pokémon: PERSIAN
Awwwwww that's gotta be cozy <3
4. This Pokémon will sit on your lap when you are on the computer: KANGASKHAN
......please let it be the BABY5. This Pokémon is madly obsessed with you in a creepy/romantic manner: LICKILIKY
oh lord..6. This Pokémon will join your team and stay in it forever: GLIGAR
Sweet!
7. This Pokemon will kill you slowly and painfully: BONSLY
...I'm guessing with it's crying right? FUUUUU--
8. This Pokemon has a mother complex and will cling to you all the time: WHIRLIPEDE
.....bugs.....oh..hell..no. and POISONUS gagds;ghds;a
9. This Pokemon would risk its life to save you from any danger: CACNEA:
FFFF
10. This Pokemon secretly wants to cuddle with you: PICHU:
fffff come here you!
11. This Pokemon is a spy: VANILLITE
.....I'm not surprised.
12. This Pokemon wishes you were never born: ILLUMISE
Wh---what!? Wry!?
13. This Pokemon eats everything you make: PETILIL
~7~ best evah
14. This Pokemon forgets you exist sometimes: VANILLISH
Same here
15. This Pokemon wants your body: GOTHITA
................UM
16. This Pokemon knows where you live:MEINSHAO
.......bring it
17. This Pokemon is your long lost brother/sister:ARCEUS
...............OH..........MY.................
18. This Pokemon dreams about you every night:TAILOW
..That annoying thing....;
19. This Pokemon will marry you in the future:ELGYEM
I want a divorce.
20. This Pokemon is you in a different life: LUCARIO
...hellz yea
21. This Pokemon is your ex and he/she cries over you every day:REUNICLUS
...well uh...sorry bout that...?
22. This Pokemon is your future child: GOLURK
FINALLY someone who can reach the high shelves!
23. This Pokemon has a better singing voice than you and they brag about it all the time:EMPOLEON
That's...probably true...
24. This Pokemon has cut off one of your strands of hair and worshiped it for many years: SCRAGGY
......OOOOKAY Moving on.
25. This Pokemon is racist to you and makes fun of your skin color: RAYQUAZA
*facepalm*
26. This Pokemon would catch a grenade for you:TIRTOUGA
Well...I'm gettting a nice ashtray outta this *bricked*
27. This Pokemon was your mom's ex boyfriend in college: MELOETTA
Doesn't surprise me...she DID swing that way *killed*
28. This Pokemon is that one idiot that trolled you about your art: LANTURN:
Lanturn why you gotta be so mean?
29. This Pokemon is a stripper and wants to meet you: PIGNITE
...............................I'm just gonna go into the other room and be disgusted about something else now lD
30. This Pokemon bought you that Snuggie on your birthday: BEAUTIFLY
...aw....<3
31. This Pokemon wants to ruin your wedding: STARYU
IWILLEATYOU :iconroshiasanplz:
32. This Pokemon wants to have your babies: GARBODOR
............................................................................................................next.
33. This Pokemon writes love letters to you but can't afford stamps so you never get them: SWAMPERT
...We'll always have summer camp you cheap amphibian
34. This Pokemon stalks you on the internet: SPOINK
I don't know what to say about that
35. This Pokemon talks about you behind your back:QUAGSIRE
RUDE
36. This Pokemon works at the car dealership where you will get/you got your first car:KARRABLAST
Can't I just get a good pokemon?37. This Pokemon wants to/ wanted to go to prom with you:GOTHITELLE
oooh Diva XD
38. This Pokemon lives under your bed: ZWEILOUS
fhds;ghds;ahgsadhgah
39. This Pokemon smokes in your driveway when you're not home: SAWK
..........just my luck.
40. This Pokemon got into your internet connection and used your wifi: MAROWAK
...I guess it's not that bad? =3= Give a brutha some internet
41. This Pokemon is your best friend's REAL best friend: WHISCASH
REALLY? Mannn....
42. This Pokemon sings Red Solo Cup to you as a lullaby: GRUMPIG
...not surprising but I'll take it XD
43. This Pokemon TP'd your house while you were away: VOLTORB
WH---HOW!?
44. This Pokemon wants to be you: BEEDRILL
45. This Pokemon really likes you and thinks the world of you but his/her mother is forcing them to marry some idiot: HITMONLEE
....yeaaaaah it's probably for the best = v =;
46. This Pokemon knows your credit card number. (if you don't have a credit card just pretend you do): WURMPLE:
.....I'm not sure what to think of that actually o - o seems harmless but....oooh! maybe it evolved into Beautifly and bought me my snuggie?!...Using my...credit card.....
47. This Pokemon killed itself when you left it: NOCTOWL
Agdasghadslfghds I'm so sorry!!
48. This Pokemon wants you to tag 5 people: BRELOOM
....um...n-no you're cute but...I don't tag peoplez
